you seriously typed that?

this page is in homage to a group of people i’ve never met. it pays tribute to those i will probably never encounter. and more importantly those who will forever be anonymous to us all (unless of course, you happen to be one of the lucky ones chosen for the homage-ing). this page is for those who found my blog on a search engine. maybe it was google. maybe it was yahoo. maybe it was mamma.com (“the mother of all search engines”). who knows. the only thing i know is that you found me. and that you probably had to type in something pretty ridiculous to do so (and/or you are totally in love with the 2007 spelling bee champion, who without question has more hits on this blog than any other post. who would have thought that my little blip about that kid would warrant so much attention [you’ll see what i mean if you ever make it to the bottom of the list]). so thanks. you can now tell your friends that you’re famous. on my blog. in anonymity.

the list:

ninja turtles birthday party
florida news myspace stalker
facebook + algorithms + friend
teenage mutant ninja turtles birthday pa
unfortunate entrance of boy to girls bat
ninja turtle myspace stuff
how many unanswered question about jesus
beach freak christian
old testament spilled wine
ninja turtle pillow cases
beach facebook
teenage mutant ninja turtles myspace stu
dips the finger before entering in to ch
carpet jesus
turtles hitler
green wine for myspace
green ninjas myspace
creator bling bling
ninja turtle myspace things
let there be light t-shirt or sweatshirt
“bling bling” + “marching band”
bless yourself with holy water
is there comedy in the bible
swiss hand hygiene 2006
holding up a finger to exit a church ori
how many times does a normal person use
jesus in the floor
debatable stand of ocd
carpet jesus
hitler mutant
ninja turtles myspace message
where can i go to find cherries for mysp
cherries girls
teenage mutant ninja turtles parties
how many teenage mutant ninja turtles ar
college student haley joel osment
teenage mutant ninja turtle birthday par
facebook stuff
myspace – ninja turtles
facebook where
“ninja turtles”
ninja turtle myspace stuff
how do they make green cherries
t-shirt + god + then there was light
meaning of cherries -japan -japanese bib
ninja turtles for myspace
myspace ninja turtle birthday comments
bathroom hygiene ocd
dunked wet beach
loss of mother, bible quote
hitler and cherries
biggest pizza in new jersey
turtle birthday myspace comments
myspace ninja turtle comments
cinnamint, the song
ninja birthday myspace
turtle myspace comments
facebook stalker info
myspace birthday comments w. ninja turtl
points why keeping a place clean and gr
comment cherries for myspace
pizza slices in normal pizza
ninjas myspace
turtles myspace
myspace turtle comments
birthday myspace ninja
ninja myspace things
christian propoganda
myspace ninja turtles comments
do you need to pit cherries for wine?
ninja turtle comments for myspace
traveling over the word
myspace comments + stalker
catholic church can you use soap to clea
myspace mutant turtles
eucharist spill
the indiana jones theme song
beach theme carpet
getting fingered guy does not wash hands
comment cherries for myspace
mr fix it theme song
dipped finger in font
women getting there cherries popped
myspace turtle comments
the originals king of comedy
“myspace birthday comments”
typed phrases for myspace
the biggest pizza ever
myspace ninja turtle comments
lampstand
ark of the covenant depictions
bishop becomes a pope
nice word for mother
song : have you heard the story
myspace comments with turtles
myspace jesus theme
biggest pizza ever
ninja turtle myspace blog
comments for myspace of turtle
ways to facebook
art monks drinking
turtle myspace comments
facebook+positive aspect
facebook stalker example
bling bling art maker
original king of comedy
catholic church songs hosanna
which bishop becomes pope?
dorm life university of connecticut
myspace comments turtle
buddhist monks rip new robes
grammar theme examples
“hand in water” wetting the bed myth
turtle myspace comment
bling bling word maker
“i’ve fallen in and out of love”
turtle myspace comments
myspace beach themes
dipping your hand in holy water at entra
have you heard the story of the jesus ch
myspace comment cherries
“word to your mother” georgia tech
song – have you heard the story
cool myspace stuff, ninja turtles
myspace comments about stalkers
myspace comments+turtles
comment cherries myspace
“caused him to”
biggest pizza ever
cherries for myspace comments
myspace stalker comments
what are some specific dreams of adolf h
myspace comments of turtles
lampstand history
facebook hitler
ninja turtles myspace comments
uconn partying
turtle myspace comment
have you heard the story
turtle myspace comments
cherries things for myspace
ninja myspace comments
adolf hitler’s positive aspects
cherries for myspace
myspace “beach theme”
myspace cherries
cherries for myspace
“where art thou” means
myspace turtle comments
december 16 chocolate covered day
myspace comments about stalkers
themes for relay for life, indiana jones
info on national chocolate covered anyth
myspace birthday meanings
ironic situations
word to your mother by brother from anot
national chocolate-covered anything day
make your own ark of the covenant
jesus giving the finger
kyle thomas uconn
myspace stalker info
typed turtle
ninja turtle birthday comments
bathroom done in beach
world´s biggest pizza
how does toothpaste made
typed stuff for myspace
life is so much like a pool of water, yo
you’re getting kinda creepy now
how a priest becomes a pope
myspace comments pizza
myspace pizza comments
myspace cherries
activclean crystals
ninja turtles theme for myspace.com
uconn blog campus
“have you heard the story” song
myspace turtle comments
this is a story you people never even he
what are some specific dreams of adolf h
myspace theme jesus
myspace ninja comments
church myspace theme
comment phrases for myspace
girm eucharist host falling on floor
my space bling bling comments
green intrigue alcohol
biggest pizza
facebook birthday comments
life made simple theme song
phrases for myspace
myspace turtle comments
cherries + myspace
comment cherries
stalker myspace comments
squand
tmnt myspace stuff
have you heard the story
are cherries nutritious
chocolate covered anything day
facebook birthday comments
facebook art
hitler and the ark of the covenant
myspace themes beach
orange robed people
myspace beach themes
it is time for your demise
myspace comments i popped
ninja myspace comments
ninja turtles myspace comments
ninja turtle myspace comment
seventy-four
biggest pizza ever
ninja turtle myspace things
“boston university” “ped band”
catholic eucharist wine spill sacrarium
christmas on the beach rant
have you heard the story
bling word maker
myspace birthday drinking comments
squand
why was mary highly favored?
myspace turtle comment
christian christmas slogans
christian story jesus is the reason for
the beach theme song
turtle myspace comments
crest pro-health white substance mouth
matts pizza mt sinai
how to make green cherries
squand
stalker myspace comments
ninja turtles myspace things
squand
facebook art
stalker myspace comment
a short sweet christmas quotes
myspace comments ninja
ninja myspace comments
have the heard the story of the jesus ch
ninja turtles funny theme song
funny grammar time myspace comment
why we celebrate immaculate day
myspace, bishop
myspace story stalker
the beach theme song
hitler is a person who changed the world
have you heard the story + song
ninja comments for myspace
falling cherries for myspace
facebook comment art
squand
effects of not washing your pants
pizza + myspace + comment
have you heard the story + song
intrigue alcohol
foods used to celebrate immaculate conce
ninja myspace comments
beach email christmas
drinking comments for myspace
stalker myspace comment
explanation of immaculate conception
myspace ninja christmas
ironic greek express opposite
mary said yes
life made simple theme song
myspace cherries
typed stuff
ridiculous christmas myspace comments
nice thing to say to your mothers
“we three kings” anti-catholic
“sacrarium”
myspace stalker comment
ironic situations
myspace birthday meanings
your demise
birthday myspace ninja turtles
birthday comments myspace ninjas
“myspace pizza”
popped myspace comment
pants belts of all kind
life made simple theme song
georgia tech myspace stuff
bling things for myspace
the class my way to you theme song
stalker additions facebook
the biggest pizza ever
bling bling christmas comments on myspac
popped cherries for christmas
ninja turtle things 4 myspace
turtle shirt on a life made simple
intrigue alcohol
shirt that says bling bling
sacrarium anglican
kyle church’s myspace
cherries getting popped
iro ny
i popped your comment cherry for myspace
indiana jones theme song
facebook birthday comments
squand
myspace turtle
university of connecticut best dormitory
hitler wanted the ark of the covenant in
facebook stalker stories
falling cherries on myspace
myspace themes beach
bling art word creator
facebook + birthday
famous phrases for myspace
myspace birthday meanings
meaning of archangel gabriel saying hail
myspace comment cherries
young cherries popped
wash mouth myspace comment
ninja turtles myspace theme
myspace stalker comment
hitler/ark of the covenant
live squand .com
myspace cherries
“life made simple theme song”
falling myspace cherries
when to bless yourself catholic with hol
myspace cherries
myspace rip birthday comments
ninja turtles myspace comments
“myspace birthday comments”
squand
typed stuff
stalker myspace comment
myspace turtle comments
myspace stalker comments
myspace comments ninja turtles
comment cherries
myspace falling cherries
birthday drinking myspace comments
birthday + myspace + turtle
squand
intrigue alcohol
best toothpaste taste
“things for myspace”
facebook art
catholic
turtles for myspace
connecticut christian
inidiana jones + ark angel prop
hitler theme song
i popped your comment for myspace comment
myspace comments + turtles
christian birthday comment for myspace
largest pizza in hoboken
ways to facebook
debatable stand
religious myspace birthday comments
matthew pierog still lifes
catholic church purgatory
bishops university theme song
funny myspace comments with hitler
and at the same time you eat toothpaste
“birthday comments myspace”
recovering catholic
funny ninja phrases
ninja turtle
myspace + falling + cherries
facebook art
spit or swallow
is catholic capitalized?
green man giver finger tshirt
funny facebook birthday messages
stalker myspace comments
catholic entry heaven
word makers for myspace
catholic myspace stuff
hitler theme song
facebook art
myspace positive phrases
beach theme for myspace
spit or swallow
ark covenant pope
before each night is done by the dawning
jesus comments for myspace
recovering catholics
don’t become catholic
colgate simply white
hitler facebook
myspace things alcohol
falling cherries myspace
myspace bling money stuff
myspace jesus quotes
write in green on facebook
squand
cool birthday comments for facebook
cherries and the green bible
green cherries benefits
myspace turtles
funny grammar comments myspace
crest pro health toothpaste weird
myspace stalker comments
first time swallowing spit
toothpaste swallow
myspace drinking birthday comments
do catholics think jews go to heaven
facebook art
who can become a pope
quack attack
facebook stuff
myspace word maker
myspace comments pizza
myspace stalker comment
recovering catholic
myspace comments ninja turtle
swallow my spit
myspace + stalker comments
hitler myspace comments
mighty ducks speech – coach bombay
hit the role jack won’t you come back
spit or swallow
why is toothpaste bad to swallow
free myspace turtle comments
drinking comments myspace
myspace birthday bling
turtles on myspace
spit or swallow stories
ninja turtles theme song
fulton reed
“fulton reed and dean portman”
wine comments myspace
myspace cherries
call ducks quack come back
water theme christian songs
recovering catholic
intrigue alcohol
tmnt myspace
facebook stuff
how did valentine feel before he died?
birthday facebook
green cherries in alcohol
giving the finger on facebook
bling bling word maker
ridiculous birthday messages
religious birthday myspace comments
facebook algorithms stalker
funny messages to write on facebook
why do catholics believe that if you are
away + song + “penalty box” + “boston university”
funny ironic situations
beach theme bathroom
ninja turtle pizza phrase
heaven can’t wait
r.i.p. comments for myspace
myspace comments / jesus
i have popped your myspace comment
myspace comment cherry
myspace cherries
mighty ducks theme song
vincent larusso
stalker comments for myspace
ash wednesday “leap year” 2096
the recovering catholic
does the knucklepuck
beach myspace comment
ironic things for myspace
what to do when you wet yourself before
food for lent 1962
phrases for myspaces
joshua jackson
russ tyler knuckle puck
green facebook code
myspace falling green money
myspace is for stalkers
squand
myspace comment cherries
green iro
can i just become catholic
funny birthday comments facebook
cherries and myspace
myspace turtle comments
alcohol birthday for myspace
myspace ninja turtles comments
facebook “secret event”
myspace beach theme
chocolate turtles theme song
myspace comment pizza
funny hitler myspace comments
famous people suffered from headaches
facebook art
“drinking myspace comments”
will cherries turn green
why spit when you can swallow
funny comments for facebook
hitler christmas bathroom
green myspace tshirt
is called a euphonium shirt
drinking birthday myspace comments
turtle/myspace
squand
what do you do with a consecrated host
hit the role jack don’t you come back
gunnar stahl
stories of getting cherries popped
word makers myspace
recovering catholics
“birthday myspace comments”
how does lent figure into the date easter
myspace stalker comments
swallow
anti christian myspace comments comments
turtles for myspace
my space falling cherries
funny messages on facebook
r.i.p. myspace comments
soul winning attack team
ethan frome starkfield plainfield
tmnt song myspace original
a clear picture of the food pyramid
indiana jones theme song
funny ironic situations
funny facebook
my first time swallowing
myspace birthday comments alcohol
tmnt theme song
funny/ironic phrases
myspace comments that are green
what is a recovering catholic
funny facebook away messages
cherry comment myspace
birthday drinking quotes
funny hitler songs
free myspace funny birthday comment mess
religious myspace quotes
nice phrase comments myspace
facebook pizza
foods that start with the letters in food
myspace ninja comments
drinking myspace comments
myspace falling money
spit or swallow
vincent larusso
quote makers for myspace
2007 food guide pyramid
catchy food pyramid titles
tmnt myspace
colombe jacobsen-derstine
wet myspace comments
funny songs falling in water
crazy creek attack no rule
the big dance
number 2 fan
evan o’dorney interview
evan o’dorney homeschooling
evan o’dorney
squand
“evan o’dorney”
evan o’dorney interview
recovering catholic
o’dorney interview
evan o’dorney wikipedia
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evan o’dorney awkward
evan o’dorney interview
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popped your myspace cherry comment
evan o’dorney
awkward interview with spelling bee champ
evan o’dorney interview
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evan o’dorney wikipedia
evan o’dorney interview
evan m. o’dorney interview
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ninja turtle myspace comments
evan o’dorney bio
stalkers facebook
garette henson
evan o’dorney interview
evan o’dorney
denmark food guide
original king of comedy
evan o dorney
evan o’dorney social skills
is there such thing as green cherries
colombe jacobsen
stalker myspace comment
ninja birthday comments
spelling bee champion parents
“popped your comment cherry”
o’dorney concerto
cherries getting popped
national spelling bee emotion evan o’dorney
squand
myspace popped your comment cherry
popped cherries
“myspace birthday comments”
evan o’dorney
myspace stalker comments
ridiculous birthday quote
evan o’dorney bad interview
evan o’dorney+bad interview
evan o’dorney wikipedia
spelling bee awkward
evan o’dorney stuart scott
evan m. o’dorney interview
o’dorney social
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germany food guide
evan o’dorney, social skills
the original king of comedy
drinking quote hitler
myspace stalker comments
bad interview spelling bee champ evan
code for falling cherries
myspace/turtle comments
stuart scott evan o’dorney
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evan o’dorney homeschool
myspace stalker comment
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evan dorney
tmnt myspace
canadian food guide
evan o’dorney + video interview
green cherries
spit or swallow
evan o’dorney interview
myspace comments funny stalker
“evan o’dorney” homeschool
japanese myspace phrase
evan o’dorney interview
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evan o’dorney parents
ninja myspace theme
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evan o’dorney homeschooled
evan o’dorney + interview
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“funny birthday comments”
canadian food guide
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“mighty ducks speech”
differences between old canada food guide
green cherries
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o’dorney
vincent larusso interview kenan thompson
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homeschool mom household
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uconn basketball
cherries sex
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“hit the role jack”
evan o’dorney interview
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evan dorney
government of canada food guide 2007
evan m. o’dorney interview

if you typed one of these phrases into a search engine and found me, congratulations. the list will surely continue. so go west young man and search away (you probably can’t really go too far west on the internet. i don’t think it’s gotten that high-tech yet. but thanks to horace greeley and john soule for the quote anyways. they were probably good guys. maybe).

36 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    kt said,

    hmmm…i found your page by google-ing “myspace comments+turtles” i’m not really sure how that is ridiculous. you’re an oddball, thats for sure.

  2. 2

    kristy said,

    haha thats so funny ….

  3. 3

    matt said,

    neat concept, i was googling myspace ninja comments lol!

  4. 4

    daniel said,

    googled “indiana jones theme song”!

  5. 5

    stacy said,

    hahahah this is so cool in a weird sorta way.

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    dani said,

    hmm, looking up “funny ironic situations”
    niftyyy

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    frutloop69 said,

    was googling ‘myspace stalker’

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    megan said,

    omfg. i gotta admit i was searching for birthday comments for myspace with ducks. im a victim of randomness.

  9. 9

    michelle said,

    i really, really need a “myspace stalker comment”!!!! i have one. lol!!!!!!!!

  10. 10

    kyle church said,

    i was pretty amazed to find my name on this list…not saying i’m the only “kyle church” in the world, but i thought it was funny that my name was in the list as “kyle church’s myspace”.

  11. 11

    evan o'dorney said,

    i searched for myself lollerskatess!!!

    excuse me did you say scooommmmberrrdayyy?? so it’s plural??

    i’m a nerd.

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    eli robinson said,

    ha. add me on myspace

    myspace.com/rodgertanner

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    kayla a. said,

    wow. i can’t believe you sat there and typed all those out… that’s insane. you have too much time on your hands. i thought it was funny though. :p

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    marina said,

    hi…….this is nice

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    random_tangent said,

    i admit it, i was looking for ‘ninja turtles hitler’. i want that panel from the comic book where raph inexplicably travels through time and decks hitler.

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    veilfebmami said,

    There was this guy see.
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    “Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

    Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

    “Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

    “O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

    O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

    A few moments later…

    “DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

    “O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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    Mceheny said,

    lol… i am always smileing! 8),

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    Hariegel said,

    do something with urself ,

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    Karberry said,

    What’s rockin in the world of BEAUTY!,

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    Lafferton said,

    That’s my favourite!,

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    Guistiano said,

    Ah Now I get it. That shit is pretty funny anyway lol. Thanks for making those pranks downloadable.,

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    Birmacher said,

    What’s rockin in the world of BEAUTY!,

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    Jillian said,

    I typed in “the quack attack is back jack”

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